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The addict

LONDONER — Sat, 18 May 2013 13:50:02 GMT

When John and Mary first got married John said, �I am a sex addict and I�m putting a box under the bed to help control my addiction. You must promise never to look in it.�

In all their 30 years of marriage Mary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.

That evening they were out for a special Anniversary dinner. After dinner Mary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, �I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?�

John thought for a while and said, �I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.�
Mary was shocked, but said, �Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.�

John thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace.

A little while later Mary asked John, so why do you have all that money in the box?

John answered; �Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash.�

God is love?

LONDONER — Sat, 18 May 2013 12:50:53 GMT

GENOCIDE (Genesis 7: 23)
ETHNIC CLEANSING (Jeremiah 50: 21-22 et al)
INFANTICIDE (Exodus 12: 29-30)
MURDER (2 Samuel 6: 3-7 et al)
SLAVERY (Ephesians 6:5 el al)
SEX TRAFFICING (Deuteronomy 21: 10-14 et al)
RAPE (Deuteronomy 20: 10-14 et al)
PUNISHING THE INNOCENT (Genesis 3)
EXTORTION (John 6: 40, Revelations 20: 15)
KILLING PEOPLE OF OTHER FAITHS (Deuteronomy 13: 13-19)

IF GOD IS LOVE, HITLER DESERVED A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

LoL or Starcraft?

kooooo8 — Sat, 18 May 2013 08:52:49 GMT

Looking for someone to play HotS or LoL with me!

Why do you want to date?

kooooo8 — Sat, 18 May 2013 08:51:11 GMT

Hello everyone, i'm new here. I joined because I was looking for other gay people to talk to seeing as how I don't know any gay people in real life.

Today I had a question regarding gay dating er... the process leading up to dating.

I have an OkCupid account where I tend to message guys that I like, and when they suddenly stop talking to me I have this desire to find out why they put me aside. Normally I don't pursue because I ask my friends about their opinion on it. Every time I ask though I get the question "why do you like him? why do you think you want to date him? why do you want to date in the first place?"

So my question is how do you answer these questions. I can answer the first two based on the person's personality, appearance, interests, etc. but the last one always baffles me. I want to say it's to finally experience what it's like to be in a relationship, but I really wonder if it's more reaffirming myself that I can date also.

Do any of you have thoughts like these? Any answers to the "why do you want to date someone?" question?

France says Oui :-)

OlderButWiser — Sat, 18 May 2013 06:50:38 GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22579093

Viva La France.....

:mexicanwave:

ObW
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Any may-december romances?

stranger221 — Sat, 18 May 2013 06:32:01 GMT

Hey guys, okay, I LOVE may-december romances, so I was wondering if you guys have any recommendations?

Hey!

d3n — Fri, 17 May 2013 23:15:12 GMT

I'm working on a boring essay right now so I went ahead and googled lgbt forum lol. I'm not sure why but googling lgbt stuff when bored is just full of surprises. While browsing through some threads I actually noticed how friendly the community seemed, unlike many others which were filled with superficial horny people.. so I decided to join, perhaps making some new friends.

Aah well, short about myself. I'm 22, student; I like to draw, sleep and I'm currently living in Sweden.

Feel free to ask questions as I'm not really sure what people would like to know!

Anyhows, nice to meet you and I'm sure you will soon enough hear me ranting about my problems <3

Happy Birthday XRIMO

Botty — Fri, 17 May 2013 23:01:28 GMT

1 member is celebrating their birthday on 18th May 2013:

-XRIMO (born in 1985, Age: 28)

Happy Birthday!

obsolete words

pellaz — Fri, 17 May 2013 22:27:16 GMT

Snoutfair: A person with a handsome countenance � �The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten� by Jeffrey Kacirk

Pussyvan: A flurry, temper � �The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten� by Jeffrey Kacirk

Wonder-wench: A sweetheart � �The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten� by Jeffrey Kacirk

Lunting: Walking while smoking a pipe � John Mactaggart�s �Scottish Gallovidian Encyclopedia,� 1824

California widow: A married woman whose husband is away from her for any extended period � John Farmer�s �Americanisms Old and New�, 1889

Groak: To silently watch someone while they are eating, hoping to be invited to join them

Jirble: To pour out (a liquid) with an unsteady hand: as, he jirbles out a dram

Curglaff: The shock felt in bathing when one first plunges into the cold water � John

Jamieson�s Etymological Scottish Dictionary, 1808

Spermologer: A picker-up of trivia, of current news, a gossip monger, what we would today call a columnist � �The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten� by Jeffrey Kacirk

Tyromancy: Divining by the coagulation of cheese � �The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten� by Jeffrey Kacirk

Beef-witted: Having an inactive brain, thought to be from eating too much beef. � John

Phin�s �Shakespeare Cyclopaedia and Glossary�, 1902

Queerplungers: Cheats who throw themselves into the water in order that they may be taken up by their accomplices, who carry them to one of the houses appointed by the Humane Society for the recovery of drowned persons, where they are rewarded by the society with a guinea each, and the supposed drowned person, pretending he was driven to that extremity by great necessity, is also frequently sent away with a contribution in his pocket. � �The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten� by Jeffrey Kacirk

Englishable: That which may be rendered into English � John Ogilvie�s �Comprehensive English Dictionary�, 1865

Resistentialism: The seemingly spiteful behavior shown by inanimate objects

Bookwright: A writer of books; an author; a term of slight contempt � Daniel Lyons�s �Dictionary of the English Language�, 1897

Soda-squirt: One who works at a soda fountain in New Mexico � Elsie Warnock�s �Dialect Speech in California and New Mexico�, 1919

With squirrel: Pregnant � Vance Randolph�s �Down in the Holler: A Gallery of Ozark Folk Speech�, 1953

Zafty: A person very easily imposed upon � Maj. B. Lowsley�s �A Glossary of Berkshire Words and Phrases�, 1888

How many GS users have found ...

LONDONER — Fri, 17 May 2013 07:47:01 GMT

LOVE or FRIENDS here? Presuming you were single when you joined, did you find the love of your life through GS? Did you find a true friend or has it been limited to being pen friends? Tell us your story of how GS has been effective or not.

Cardinal keith o'brian

LONDONER — Fri, 17 May 2013 07:39:58 GMT

Apologies, somehow or other I have managed to unintentionally duplicate this thread.

very nervous most of the time

strangerrr — Fri, 17 May 2013 07:19:23 GMT

so especially around hot and cute guys, even if they were not my type. for instance, there this guy whom i think he is so hot, well almost everyone agrees on that; we talked for a while, i felt like it was many hours! he is not even my friend and he doesn't even know my name, but we usually say hi to each other.
not only with this guy; i work at a restaurant and the guest are very classy; the men are extra hot, guests or coworkers. i can't look them in the eye; i get freakishly blushed and start stuttering.
this thing started recently, kinda. a few years ago, i didn't have this issue, but now it drives me crazy.

Actual Sports Fan

ardus — Fri, 17 May 2013 06:59:01 GMT

Ok, I can't the only guy on here who actually likes sports.

I love sports. I love to watch Football, baseball, racing, I can tolerate soccer, hockey, basketball, sometimes I will watch the weird sports when they come on like world's strongest man, crossfit games, x games, sumo, etc.

As far as actual playing, I love football, baseball, skydiving, and car racing.

Am I the only one?

Richard

European Homophobia Study - Its not all rosy!

OlderButWiser — Fri, 17 May 2013 04:25:24 GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22563843

This makes for some sober reading.:frown:

Perhaps I should consider myself as being lucky never to have experienced any of the points raised while living in Europe, Im sure some of our fellow GS members will have, unfortunately.

I'm currently working in East Africa, and International Day Against Homophobia or not, I will NOT be celebrating here in Kenya, where death by mob rule is the normal reaction to anyone being openly gay here. And thats mainly driven by the multiple fire and brimstone church preachers here - as in most of Africa.

So for those of you who think you have it bad for whatever reason, just take a moment or too to thank your lucky stars that your not living in a country where even talking about LGBT issues can get you killed.

Have a great day.

ObW
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Sniffer (joke)

Pix — Fri, 17 May 2013 03:13:51 GMT

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his Spaniel in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was from the DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency) and that the dog was a sniffing dog. "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work." The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the agent said, "Watch this." He commanded, "Search!"

Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm.

The agent said, "Good boy." Then he turned to the man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."

"Gee, that's pretty good," replied the first man.

Once again the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The dog sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm who said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."

"I like it!" said his seat mate.

The agent then told Sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to do his business all over the place.The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the agent, "What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He's just found a bomb."