Joraqi

three guys walk into a bar, the forth one ducks.

how do you get three gay guys to sit down at a bar?
turn the stool upside down.

how does a blonde girl try to kill a fish?
drown it.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without haveing their motives questioned.

three gay guys are sitting in a hot tub, cum floats to the surface, one says "ok who farted?"

horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "oi why the long face?"

i know some of these are old, and 2 of them are gay jokes, but if one cannot joke about thier being then one has not accepted thier being. also the old jokes still make me laugh.

maybe ill find my little book and actually post some good ones ^_^