|18th June 2012||#16|
Join Date: May 2011Gay Friendly Straight Woman in a Monogamous Straight Relationship
in Goulburn (Australia)
So I made this huge deal over it and said the worst thing you can possibly say.
"Not long to go now ,are you excited?"
The look she gave me was worse than a slap , I tried to apologize , I even blamed it on the hipster jeans , she was wearing, she walked off with the huffs.
I have a very bad habit of saying the wrong thing.
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|18th June 2012||#17|
Join Date: Jun 2012Gay Man in a Monogamous Gay Relationship
in Los Angeles (USA)
Age: 24 (Starsign: Taurus)
Idk what's more embarrassing... the fact that I'm going to post this online or the actually event of it happening...
I was on my way out to meet a friend when i decided to take my vitmains. One of them was a powder of phytonutrients you just mix with water. I filled my glass with water, emptied the packet in the glass and gulped it down. It was good, tasted like raw veggies. It was also my first time taking it. Little did I know that the directions instructed you start w/ a 1/4 of the packet and work yourself up to a whole packet.
I get in my car, and call my friend. I'm about 10 min from my house when my stomach starts to gurgle. I'm like no big deal, I have to fart. I do that little side lift, you know where you lean on the left or right cheek and slowly let one out... well, LET'S JUST SAY I GOT MORE THAN EXPECTED! I god damn sharted right in my pants!!"
I told my friend over the phone what happened and she CRACKED up!
Embarrassing? I'm still unsure, but i find it fucking hilarious!
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