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Old 16th August 2009   #46
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Suddenly you hear a noise, smashing glass everywhere........... you hide. You then see a mountie walking through your house, hes just parachuted in through your sky light looking for a criminal...... unfortunatly a strong wind had blown him miles of course. You approach him only to find out its actually me delivering your pizza.

Tha will be $22 please......
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Suddenly you hear a noise, smashing glass everywhere........... you hide. You then see a mountie walking through your house, hes just parachuted in through your sky light looking for a criminal...... unfortunatly a strong wind had blown him miles of course. You approach him only to find out its actually me delivering your pizza.

Tha will be $22 please......
Gosh I need to order more pizzas!
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lol you know it :D
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Suddenly you hear a noise, smashing glass everywhere........... you hide. You then see a mountie walking through your house, hes just parachuted in through your sky light looking for a criminal...... unfortunatly a strong wind had blown him miles of course. You approach him only to find out its actually me delivering your pizza.

Tha will be $22 please......
Ok. I'll deduct the $22 out of the cost of replacing the skylight. Now all that is left to discuss is how you will work off paying for the rest of the damage.
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One more thing the next time you fall through my ceiling bring flowers and not something I can grow on my own.
 
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er what........... you ordered pizza from the " Parachuting Mountie's through your Skylight Pizza delivery Company"

Now do you want your number 16 - Glass special with extra cheese or not?
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Oh wait that wasn't me. You parachuted to the wrong house. My neighbor eats glass.
 
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oh right, well he checked the box when he ordered online saying that he accepted all the costs.

So go see him if you need the light repaired. :D

to order your pizza go to [Only registered members can see links. ]
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oh right, well he checked the box when he ordered online saying that he accepted all the costs.

So go see him if you need the light repaired. :D

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So I guess this means you won't be dusting the top of my books shelves while wearing only a half apron anytime soon?
 
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i never said i wouldnt come please you........
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I'll stop dusting immediately and await your arrival.
 
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