How to teach British people to speak English

All of us that have been to the UK, know that British people dont speak like the queen. They speak more like a cow that is being tortured. Heres Stewies school in English.

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[wouldlikemuscle]

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Duh wal(t)aah in Majorca aint wha(t) i(t) ough(t)a

I find that quite offensive really.
Thanks for telling me i talk like a tortured cow !

Originally Posted by tin_tin_is_gay

All of us that have been to the UK, know that British people dont speak like the queen. They speak more like a cow that is being tortured.

well there is also somewhere in between. I talk like that

[wouldlikemuscle]

Originally Posted by ashleo78

I find that quite offensive really.
Thanks for telling me i talk like a tortured cow !

I actually found it quite amusing... which must be a first for a tin tin post... although I don't get the tortured cow thing.

Originally Posted by ashleo78

I find that quite offensive really.
Thanks for telling me i talk like a tortured cow !

I didn't say that you sound like a tortured cow. Thats how most people sounded like when I was in the UK thats all.

british accent is sexy. english spoken by french people is sexy slash adorable too.

and family guy rules.

My opinion as a Spanish native speaker, i dunno why on earth american english sounds to me sort of... vulgar, deformed; and british sounds more formal, cultured...
(???)

English spoken by people from other European countries is sexy. I'm not quite sure why

depends. it can be both annoying and sexy. depends on the person/country.

i'm from eastern europe and i don't like the way it is spoken here. myself excluded of course

would like to add that the Irish accent is dead sexy

[spotysocks]

Originally Posted by TheProphet

would like to add that the Irish accent is dead sexy

Yep i second that!
i like most british accents even i dont understand them all the time.

[wouldlikemuscle]

Originally Posted by spotysocks

Yep i second that!
i like most british accents even i dont understand them all the time.

Geordies?

[spotysocks]

Originally Posted by wouldlikemuscle

Geordies?

Mind you i even like the cockney accent in london but the people are scary.

The accent in Glasgow is cool, couldnt understand sometimes but it gives and instant erection! The people i met there were very friendly. I was always like awww awwww.

Can't understand how you all can say an accent is 'sexy'
:S
Worse: saying it makes you horny!!
:S :S
Does that happen after 20??