11-17-2015, 10:53 AM
Yes, a pun is the lowest form of humor. But you've come to expect that from me. There are some unusually good ones here.
⢠How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
⢠Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
⢠A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
⢠I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
⢠Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
⢠England has no kidney bank, but it does have aLiverpool.
⢠I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
⢠They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
⢠I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
⢠Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
⢠I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
⢠I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
⢠This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
⢠When chemists die, they barium.
⢠I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
⢠I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
⢠Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
⢠I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
⢠Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
⢠When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
⢠Broken pencils are pointless.
⢠What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A
thesaurus.
⢠I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
⢠All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.
The police have nothing to go on.
⢠I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
⢠Velcro - what a rip off!
⢠Donât worry about old age; it doesnât last.
⢠How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
⢠Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
⢠A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
⢠I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
⢠Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
⢠England has no kidney bank, but it does have aLiverpool.
⢠I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
⢠They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
⢠I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
⢠Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
⢠I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
⢠I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
⢠This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
⢠When chemists die, they barium.
⢠I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
⢠I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
⢠Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
⢠I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
⢠Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
⢠When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
⢠Broken pencils are pointless.
⢠What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A
thesaurus.
⢠I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
⢠All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.
The police have nothing to go on.
⢠I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
⢠Velcro - what a rip off!
⢠Donât worry about old age; it doesnât last.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams