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A few of the world's greatest puns - GROAN
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Yes, a pun is the lowest form of humor. But you've come to expect that from me. There are some unusually good ones here.


• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.


• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!


• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.


• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.


• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.


• England has no kidney bank, but it does have aLiverpool.


• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.


• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.


• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.


• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.


• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.


• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.


• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.


• When chemists die, they barium.


• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.


• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.


• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.


• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.


• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?


• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.


• Broken pencils are pointless.


• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A
thesaurus.


• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.


• All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.
The police have nothing to go on.


• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.


• Velcro - what a rip off!


• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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LOl! the first ones were hilarious, then they slowly started to decline.
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Thundanton Wrote:LOl! the first ones were hilarious, then they slowly started to decline.

Oh I don't know, I thought they were all pretty clever.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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