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A joke only for the British
#1
And the Irish

A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :
'To Fly. To Serve'?
The woman looks at him blankly.

He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
'Winning the hearts of the world'?

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:
'Going beyond expectations'?

The woman looks at him sternly and says:
'What the **** do you want?'
'Aha!' he says
"Ryanair".
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#2
Lol, that's hilarious!
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#3
Yes very funny.
Which reminds me of this video:

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#4
I like that one, there many jokes about ryanair
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#5
oneofcuriousity Wrote:I like that one, there many jokes about ryanair

ryanair is a joke lol
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