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Alternate Song Lyrics
#1
(to the tune of You're So Vain, but with my lyrics)

Well I waltzed onto the forum like I was I was too hot to trot
My chaps strategically dipped below one cheek
My jock it was apricot
I had both eyes in the mirror
and as I watched myself I forgot
that all the boys dreamed that they'd be my partner
they'd be my partner, and...

I'm so vain, you must know this song is only about me
I'm so vain, I'll bet you know this song is only about me
Isn't it? Isn't it?

I had you several days minutes ago, then I quickly gave you the heave
Well I said you had such a pretty pair
As hairless as you could achieve
But I threw away the things I used, and glad that it was you
You had some dreams, they were sperm in your asshole
Sperm in your asshole and...

I'm so vain, you must know this song is only about me
I'm so vain, I'll bet you know this song is only about me
Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it?

You know I went up to P-town and my bone naturally shot
Then I rode my Benz to Fire Island
To host hotty boys on my yacht
Well I'm nowhere you could find me all the time
Because you shouldn't find me with
Some hot leather guy or the boy of a close friend
An underage boy of a close friend and...

I'm so vain, you must know this song is only about me
I'm so vain, I'll bet you know this song is only about me
Isn't it? Isn't it?

(repeat and fade...)

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#2
:o...............Smile
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#3
:eek: what the hell?? SpermRofl
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#4
haahaaha! Too funny!
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#5
From Sugar Ray (w/frontman Mark McGrath)
--alternate lyrics sung to the tune Every Mornin'

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My new adulterated lyrics...

Every morning there's a condom hangin
from the corner of Mark McGrath's four post bed
I know it's not mine but I'll see if he'll use it
for this weekend I'm no one-night stand
He didn't understand
How to roll it on
Once again he should dick me I pushed my asshole open
Please don't rip it out
Markie's got me feeling
Won't stop me a screamin'
Don't cool me down again
He said that we can do it
You know I wanna do it again

Oh...........
(Every Morning)
Oh................
(Every Morning when he's hard up)
(You can plug my hole baby, don't feel no turd)
Oh.......
(I always fight to prolong, I always fight, I always fight)
(Such a whore baby, such a whore baby)
Every Morning there's a condom hanging
from the corner of Mark Mcgrath's four-post bed
I know it's not mine and its full of cum that filled me
but he never can believe what I said:
Somethin' that's so sticky
You might think it's icky
Turns me on again
He said that he would do it
You know I wanna do him again
Oh...........
(Every Morning)
Oh..................
(Every Morning when he's hard up)
(Plug my hole baby, don't feel a turd)
Oh...........
(Every Morning)
Oh..........
(Every Morning when he's hard up)
(Plug my hole baby, plug my hole baby)
I always fight to prolong
For his
Gravy
I always fight to prolong
For him
Every Morning there's a condom hanging
from the corner of Mark McGrath's four-post bed
I know it's not mine but I really want him to use it
this weekend I'm no one-night stand
(Plug my hole baby, there ain't a turd)
Every Morning
Every Morning when he's hard up
(Plug my hole baby, plug my hole baby)
Every Morning
Every Morning (Turn me on again)
(Plug my hole baby, there ain't no turd)
Every Morning (Do me again)
Every Morning
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