A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: âNo, Iâm travelling light.
Followed by another:
Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts: âHell, I forgot to feed the dog!
And another:
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.
Followed by another:
Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts: âHell, I forgot to feed the dog!
And another:
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.