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A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
'Fook off, ye'll noo bring it back!'
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LJay Wrote:Yay! Want more like this.
Short, sweet ones like that don't come around that often. You might not have heard that a British comedian won (for the second time) the âbest jokeâ at the Edinburgh Fringe festival. It was this:
âI decided to sell my Hooverâ¦well it was just collecting dustâ.
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The classic Scottish joke is "I love summer, its the best day of the year!"
I liked that one you posted.
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09-02-2014, 11:17 PM
(Edited 09-02-2014, 11:27 PM by LJay.)
Colin Fletcher, veteran hiker, once described a trip as walking "through the very maw of what the British sportingly call summer." I've always like the line.
PS--We are heading toward Autumn and it is 98F in Richmond VA just now. [36.667C]
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