07-20-2013, 08:23 AM
A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father OâMalley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. Iâm seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, Iâm currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life Iâve never felt better." "My good man," says the priest, "I think youâve come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?" And the guy goes: "Iâm telling everybody!"