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Courtroom questions and answers
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These are (apparently) true:

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.



Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks



Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?



Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
I've seen these before.....if they're true....damn. lol
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