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Doctor's Receptionist
#1
There's nothing worse than a doctors receptionist insisting you tell her what's wrong in a room full of patients. We've all had this experience at some time.

An old guy walks into a crowded surgery & the receptionist said,"Yes sir, What are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my penis,"he replied.

The receptionist became irritated & said,"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? you asked me what was wrong & I told you," he said.

"You've obviously caused some embarresment in this room full of people," replied the receptionist."You should have said there was something wrong with your ear or something & then discussed the problem with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes & then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smuggly & asked,"Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," the old guy said.

The receptionist nodded approvingly & smiled, knowing he had taken her advice."And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it ," the old bloke replied.

The Doctors office erupted into laughter!
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#2
Nice thanks for making my day lol!
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#3
These jokes are brilliant. Smile
An eye for an eye
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