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Does any one know any good knock, knock Jokes?
#11
Not sure if it counts, but...

Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms

Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Susie.
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#12
LOL Can anybody explain me this game? It's point? :biggrin: simply to be silly? Or are there any particular occasions when people play it? Do you play just one round or you keep asking?

Thanks Big Grin
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#13
You can keep it going. The idea is to make up new ones.
This is an oldie
Knock knock
Who's there
Doctor
Doctor who
That's right
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#14
I haven't heard any good knock knock jokes in years. To be honest, I didn't realize that they were still around these days.


Gayworld
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#15
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Mafeking.

Mafeking who?

Mafeking feet are killing me.
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#16
Knock Knock
Whos there
Interrupting cow
Interrup-
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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#17
TheRomantic Wrote:Knock Knock
Whos there
Interrupting cow
Interrup-
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

My favorite "Interrupting X" variant is Giraffe. You say "Interrupting Giraffe" and then when they ask "Interrupting Giraffe who?", you look at them like this:

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgOHmm-uTe3CzCBZeTFbt...ci9-qv_WoA]
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#18
Okay, not your traditional style but it gets a reaction - best pulled on women.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Never mind who, just do me favor - look down your shirt and spell attic for me. (a titty I see)
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#19
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.
Heart  Life's too short to miss an opportunity to show your love and affection!  Heart
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#20
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this
Heart  Life's too short to miss an opportunity to show your love and affection!  Heart
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