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Easter greetings
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the EASTER BUNNY, and he is DEAD! The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees this man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains,"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM!!"

"The blonde says,"Oh, don't worry. I'll take care of it."

She runs to her car, rummages around in her purse and then pulls out a spray can. With this in hand, she walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents all over the late wabbit. The Easter Bunny suddenly jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away, the Easter Bunny stops, turns around and waves. Again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he has hopped out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says....

(Are you ready for this?)

(You know you're gonna be sorry.....)

(Last chance!)

(O.K., here it is.)

It says,

"Hair Spray. Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."

Happy Easter!!
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
I regret not heading your warnings:biggrin:
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#3
LONDONER Wrote:A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the EASTER BUNNY, and he is DEAD! The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees this man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains,"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM!!"

"The blonde says,"Oh, don't worry. I'll take care of it."

She runs to her car, rummages around in her purse and then pulls out a spray can. With this in hand, she walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents all over the late wabbit. The Easter Bunny suddenly jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away, the Easter Bunny stops, turns around and waves. Again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he has hopped out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says....

(Are you ready for this?)

(You know you're gonna be sorry.....)

(Last chance!)

(O.K., here it is.)

It says,

"Hair Spray. Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."

Happy Easter!!

When I read "Easter Greetings" I thought you was giving away free Easter eggs or something Sad

Bad,bad,bad joke but still very funny
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#4
What the hell is this?

Bad pun week?

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Heart  Life's too short to miss an opportunity to show your love and affection!  Heart
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#6
Hoppy Easter.......if you are quick enough that is
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MisterTinkles Wrote:Hoppy Easter.......if you are quick enough that is
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Poor bunny Sad
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