How the hell do you prove your gayness

[Lilitu]

Okay so I'm applying for a scholarship for LGBT youth and the deputy headmaster writing the application said he needs evidence of my being gay to put in the reference.

How do I do that. o.o

the only thing i can think of right now is "I really like flowers and cock"

I never had a boyfriend, that was what last year's person used.

[VileKyle]

Dafuq? Since when is that something you have to prove? Maybe kiss the headmaster. I dunno. That just sounds dumb. If you need it, I'll fly to NZ and make out with you in front of him. Maybe that will get it through his skull.

Anyways, good luck with that.

[Wade]

That headmaster might be the most genius dirty old man in history.


If it were a porn flick it might go something like:

"Headmaster, how will I ever prove my lust for men. I really need that scholarship."

"Well, today young man... as Headmaster... I need to see how well you master this head."

....

[James]

So matbe use some of the posts from here as proof? James

[Lilitu]

So matbe use some of the posts from here as proof? James

Lol that's probably what I'll end up doing, just referencing this website. I didn't think of that.

You people are yuck now I have that image in my head. O_o It's not his fault btw, I think that's just how it works. I should bake him a cupcake to thank him. (which is another way of proving that I'm gay xD)

[BabyPolarBear]

Their as this thing awhile ago about women who say they where raped but lied and i though what is that happened to me so i just imagined me in an interrogation room:
Cops walk in Susie-Q said you raped her
Me dose Susie have a vajayjay
yes
well im super duper gay so im afraid vagina is well out of the question
Prove your gay
I will let you search my internet history sir
Cops look at each other
well if your willing to do that you must be innocent your free to go

ALTERNATIVE VERSION
well im super duper gay so im afraid vagina is well out of the question
Prove your gay
BOW-CHICA-BOW-BOWWWWWWW-CHICA-BAW

[Shiner]

Simple matter of a written character reference if you are out. Written by someone that has known you over 12 months preferably.

[Arkansota]

Okay so I'm applying for a scholarship for LGBT youth and the deputy headmaster writing the application said he needs evidence of my being gay to put in the reference.

How do I do that. o.o

the only thing i can think of right now is "I really like flowers and cock"

I never had a boyfriend, that was what last year's person used.

That has to be the most invasive scholarship question ever. Like, seriously. The fact that they are being so invasive might be a red flag.

Scholarships should be decided based on the person. Sexual orientation, race and gender should never be a consideration.

[mbennet35]

Well to be fair if he is for a scholarship for LGBT youth they will need to know if he really is. I mean I know its wrong but there are people out there that will pretend to be gay to get free money for college. Though I do not know how they would like you to prove it.

[Arkansota]

Him asking for evidence would be a huge red flag in my opinion. It's creepy and inappropriate.