Rate Thread
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
How to wash a cat
#1

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this !

5. After 5 minutes of agitation, flush the toilet three or four times. This provides the 'Power-Rinse' cycle.

6. Clear a path to the open front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,
The Dog


Attached Files Thumbnail(s)
       
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Reply

#2
I should have added that no animal was harmed in the making of this thread.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Reply

#3
cool , I should try once.
My cat never let me take her to the bath !

thanks for sharing Wink
Reply

#4
Lol love it thanks Londoner
Reply

#5
wait...I thought this was a joke?! :O lol I never had a cat, they don't like water at all huh?
Reply

#6
Lol. Better than my answer, which was going to be "very carefully."
Reply

#7
Great! Now post how to wash a dog!
Reply

#8
ddd Wrote:Great! Now post how to wash a dog!

Apparently we have to ask the cat its opinion. Wink
Reply

#9
*LOL*

I take mine in the shower with me and close the door. Then again, if she had claws I might need a new method.
Reply

#10
Wash them???

Don't You just toss them when they get dirty???
Reply



Forum Jump:


Recently Browsing
1 Guest(s)

© 2002-2024 GaySpeak.com