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Jews sank the Titanic (Note that this is a joke)
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The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain and a Chinese co-pilot.
It's the first time they've flown together. An awkward silence between the two indicates a mutual dislike.

On reaching cruising altitude, the captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,

'I don't like Chinese.. .'

'You don't like the Chinese?', asks the co-pilot, 'Why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'the Chinese didn't bomb Peahl Those were Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese, ... doesn't matter, you're all the same!'

There are a few minutes of silence and the co-pilot suddenly announces,

'I don't like Jews!',

'Oh yeah, why not?', asks the captain.

'Jews sank the Titanic!', says the co-pilot.

'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!', exclaims the captain, 'That was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, no matter, you're all same!!'
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