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Just listen for fuck's sake!
#1
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer!" the man began, "I don't have time for this right now!"

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But officer," replied the motorist. "I just wanted to say..."

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!", barked the officer.

A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the bridegroom."
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
i get what's happening but i don't get the joke
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LeafBlade Wrote:i get what's happening but i don't get the joke

I think you need to hone your sense of humour.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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LeafBlade Wrote:i get what's happening but i don't get the joke

The bridegroom was on the way to marry the chief's daughter.
I bid NO Trump!
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