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I just finished a 12 hour shift so now it’s my turn.
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
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back to work!
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I came here, saw that Ian had worked 12 hours, and didn't take the win, as I felt he deserved it.

Imagine my surprise when I come back, and see my son has taken the win.

folds arm, tilts head, raises eyebrow at @Chase

Son, didn't I tell you that sharing is caring? Don't you think you've had the win enough? If you want to have more chocolate chip cookies, you'll relinquish this win right now.

*takes win and hands it back to @IanSaysHi
[Image: 51806835273_f5b3daba19_t.jpg]  <<< It's mine!
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@CellarDweller pfffttttttt! Don't you know who our new, wonderful, progressive, woman on the Supreme Court is going to be? She struck down overtime payments!

Get with the times! It's 2020, not 1960! Now throw out that sinful large belt buckle, and get to work! No more complaining about how overworked you are. Jeff Bezos has over $175 billion, and that's after his ex-wife took 57 billion from him! He's not complaining, and assuming you and Ian have a combined net worth of less than a million, he's worth 175 thousand times you and Ian combined - which means he WORKED 175 thousand times HARDER than you two combined (that's how that works, right?).

So back to the salt mines with ya! Get to work! Pull yourself up by your bootstrap! Chop Chop!

I got this win through meritocracy - I ain't sharing with no one!


Sharing = Communism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Image: 51806835273_f5b3daba19_t.jpg]  <<< It's mine!
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Takes the win while Chase is flailing his arms about, dancing.
[Image: 51806835273_f5b3daba19_t.jpg]  <<< It's mine!
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HA! yOU THink you can take the win from me? Well I got news for you Mister McWin Steeler - I've been weening myself off coffee, and the drowsiness has wared off, and guess what? It turns out I'm more off the walls without it!

Mwhahahahahahahaha!

Win for me forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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*sits on Chase*

I'll take the win forcefully, if need be.
[Image: 51806835273_f5b3daba19_t.jpg]  <<< It's mine!
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*magically disappears with win to secret location*
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