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Lawyers (Note this in the Humour section)
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Q: What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

A: A tick falls off you when you die.



Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.



Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?

A: Not enough sand.



Q: What's the difference between a dead snake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the snake.



Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A: A Doberman.



Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

A: One in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.



Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?

A: They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.



Q: What is the Lawyers' creed?

A: A man is innocent until proven broke
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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