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My Brain is an Awful Person
#1
sometimes your brain just does crap that is completely wrong and immoral and weird and horrible.

Me: *cooking on a stovetop, minding my own business.*
Brain: how about you touch that hot element.
Me: okay! ohhh ho ho ho almost got me.

Me: watching a sad bloody battle scene in a movieSchuss
Brain: oh look that pot of soup spilt! Better cry your eyes out at that.
Me: oh that sounds about right.
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#2
Me: I'm hungry
Brain: just go to Jack-in-the-Box.
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#3
Me: Your gorgeous.
Brain: You talking to me?

ObW
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#4
My head has 'people' - many voices, many personalities, we entertain ourselves for hours on end.

So when I say my people will get in touch with your people there is some deeper meaning there.
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#5
Me: I need to get a solid night's sleep.

Brain: Okay sure just as soon as I thing about the car, the truck, the house, David, Jes, Stac,Justin, Danny, Dennis, the boat, the roof, the horse, the..... Oh Hey it's 8:00 in the morning, you have to get up now.
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#6
Me: *being polite and well-mannered in front of company*
brain: hey you know what you could totally do if you wanted? Swear very loudly right now and vomit.
Me: I hate you.
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