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12-05-2015, 08:07 AM

Q: What animal gets dressed when naked?
A: the chicken!

12-05-2015, 07:05 PM

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it

12-06-2015, 12:21 AM

Q: What do Snow White, Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty have in common?
A: Prince Charming!

12-06-2015, 03:17 AM

Q: How do you take your dream-house from out of your dream?
A: ...use a dream-catcher.

12-06-2015, 09:57 AM

12-07-2015, 12:28 AM

Q: How did Bill Clinton make it to the presidency?
A: He asked Monica Lewinsky to do it.

12-10-2015, 04:37 AM

laborer's motto:
"Get a job, get paid, enjoy your money, get laid."

12-10-2015, 04:40 AM

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, it aint coming.

12-10-2015, 10:12 PM

What did time tell patience?
Time: You're too slow.

12-10-2015, 10:43 PM

Name two cats that are brothers:
A: catsup and catnip

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