10-06-2014, 07:40 PM
MONA LISAâS MOTHER: âAfter all that money your father and I spent on braces, thatâs the biggest smile you can give us?â
COLUMBUSâ MOTHER: âI donât care what youâve discovered, you still could have written!â
MICHELANGELOâS MOTHER: âCanât you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?â
NAPOLEONâS MOTHER: âAll right, if you arenât hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.â
ABRAHAM LINCOLNâS MOTHER: âAgain with the stovepipe hat? Canât you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?â
ALBERT EINSTEINâS MOTHER: âBut itâs your senior picture. Canât you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, somethingâ¦?â
GEORGE WASHINGTONâS MOTHER: âThe next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!â
JONAHâS MOTHER: âThatâs a nice story. Now tell me where youâve really been for the last forty years.â
THOMAS EDISONâS MOTHER: âOf course Iâm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!â
PAUL REVEREâS MOTHER: âI donât care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew.â
COLUMBUSâ MOTHER: âI donât care what youâve discovered, you still could have written!â
MICHELANGELOâS MOTHER: âCanât you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?â
NAPOLEONâS MOTHER: âAll right, if you arenât hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.â
ABRAHAM LINCOLNâS MOTHER: âAgain with the stovepipe hat? Canât you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?â
ALBERT EINSTEINâS MOTHER: âBut itâs your senior picture. Canât you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, somethingâ¦?â
GEORGE WASHINGTONâS MOTHER: âThe next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!â
JONAHâS MOTHER: âThatâs a nice story. Now tell me where youâve really been for the last forty years.â
THOMAS EDISONâS MOTHER: âOf course Iâm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!â
PAUL REVEREâS MOTHER: âI donât care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew.â
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams