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Sex, It's not what you know, it's who you know
#1
Ok, so I cooked this up in the Q in the bank just now.

Setting
In the Q, and it's 10 people deep
I know the manageress

She comes to me "Hi how are you, can I help"?

Me "Hi Caroline, just one quick question" and give her the blurb

"Help you now" and off she trotts.

Now you gotta understand, there is still a lot of racial tension in SA :frown:

So the black dude behind me gives me "that look", which of course I notice.

So I says to him... "It's not what you know, it's who you know...

"For example, you can know everything there is to know about sex but if you don't know somebody to have sex with, what's the point"? :biggrin: :biggrin:

Well, they and the other people screeched and the racial thingi evaporated...

Now I'm at the local pitza place and gonna have me a calzonie with ham cheeze tomato mushrooms and extra cheeze

Luv all you dudes and dudesses

Trial
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#2
Yeah.. if you don't have a partner then dancing becomes suddenly stupid.

I relate.
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#3
And when looking for work, its not what you know OR who you know...
but who you BLOW.
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#4
MisterTinkles Wrote:And when looking for work, its not what you know OR who you know...
but who you BLOW.

omg is that why i'm unemployed ...
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