06-26-2013, 06:47 PM
These really work!
1. To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. To avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat â use the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes thus reducing the pressure on your veins. (Remember to use a timer.)
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have had a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives â youâll be afraid to cough.
6. You need only two tools in life â WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesnât move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldnât move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you canât fix it with a hammer, youâve got an electrical problem.
1. To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. To avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat â use the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes thus reducing the pressure on your veins. (Remember to use a timer.)
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have had a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives â youâll be afraid to cough.
6. You need only two tools in life â WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesnât move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldnât move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you canât fix it with a hammer, youâve got an electrical problem.