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Six double vodkas
#1
Guy comes up to the bar, and orders 6 double vodkas. Bar tender says, " You must've had a hell of a day! "

"Yep, just found out my older brother is gay."

Next day, same guy, and again the same order. Bartender asks what happened this time.

"I just found out my younger brother is gay!"

Next day, same guy, same order. Bartender asks,"Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

"Yep, my wife does!"
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
When I take six double vodkas, it's just simply Tuesday. That guy has coping problems. ;p
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#3
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probably if this guy laid off alcohol a bit he might have just realized he was sorrounded by gays and married to a lesbian....

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