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Some quickies to offend everyone
#11
Quote:Q) What do attorneys use for birth control?
A) Their personalities.

LOL

Quote:Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A) 10 years and 45 lbs

Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
A) 45 minutes
i dont get it
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#12
LeafBlade Wrote:LOL


i dont get it

A girlfriend supposedly keeps her weight in check whereas, supposedly, a wife doesn't.

A boyfriend takes his time over lovemaking whereas, supposedly, a husband doesn't.

Jokes are never funny if you have to explain them.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#13
"Jokes are never funny if you have to explain them."

Which is why it is preferred that one tell them to Irishmen rather than Englishmen, and never to Scots.

[runs for cover]
I bid NO Trump!
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#14
LONDONER Wrote:A girlfriend supposedly keeps her weight in check whereas, supposedly, a wife doesn't.

A boyfriend takes his time over lovemaking whereas, supposedly, a husband doesn't.

Jokes are never funny if you have to explain them.

well, i didn't know that there's this thing where boyfriends make love longer than husbands
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#15
LJay Wrote:ba-dump-bump X 10

Ba-dum-tiss*
Pengy
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#16
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Good jokes!
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#17
LeafBlade Wrote:LOL


i dont get it

Then you probably won't get why I started laughing and wanted to suggest you change your name to "Rick O'Shay"..... Do things bounce off you head often? You must be a natural blonde not matter what color your hair is.

Kevlar skulls aren't all bad I guess.

Hahahahhahahahahaha!
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#18
LeafBlade Wrote:LOL


i dont get it

After you've been married for 20 years, you probably won't get any.
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