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Someone's gotta go
#1
Business was terrible and not picking up.

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next mornin

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.

She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off then?" she says. "I feel like shit."
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
Good one! Biglaugh
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#3
lmao! soooo wrong!
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#4
Nice one!Roflmao
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#5
I always love this one.
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