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The 95 year old man and the sperm sample
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A 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at the hospital. He turns up 2 days later with an empty jar. The nurse asks "why have you not got a sample?" He says "Sorry, I tried with my right hand. Then my left! Then my wife tried with both hands! First with her teeth in and then with them out. Then we got Ethel from next door to try! But it was no good.......

We just couldn't get the lid off the jar!!!"
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AWWWWW

that's so cruel!

yet funny.

:redface:
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