06-07-2014, 05:51 PM
A man standing on a bridge seems to be contemplating suicide. He has lost his job, his home, and his car.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, an evil image with a cape appears and asks the man what his problem is. The man replies that he has nothing to live forâ¦everything is gone.
The evil image in the cape tells the man that he is the devil, and he would grant three wishes in return for a blow job under the bridge.
The man thinks for a minute and agrees to the terms offered. First, he says he needs a new home, and the evil image tells the man that he now has a 6-bedroom house with baths at 316 Oak View Lane.
Second, he says he needs a new job, and the evil image tells the man he is now Senior VP at IBMâ¦
Third, he says he needs a new car in order to get back and forth to work. The evil image tells the man he now has 2 Lincoln Towncars in his new 2-car garage.
âWell,â the evil image says, âitâs time to keep your end of the bargain.â
They go under the bridge, and the act is performed. They both light up a cigarette and start chatting.
âWell,â says the man who performed the deed, âDid you really think I was going to jump???â
With that, the evil image asks the man, âDid you really think I was the devil?â
Suddenly, out of nowhere, an evil image with a cape appears and asks the man what his problem is. The man replies that he has nothing to live forâ¦everything is gone.
The evil image in the cape tells the man that he is the devil, and he would grant three wishes in return for a blow job under the bridge.
The man thinks for a minute and agrees to the terms offered. First, he says he needs a new home, and the evil image tells the man that he now has a 6-bedroom house with baths at 316 Oak View Lane.
Second, he says he needs a new job, and the evil image tells the man he is now Senior VP at IBMâ¦
Third, he says he needs a new car in order to get back and forth to work. The evil image tells the man he now has 2 Lincoln Towncars in his new 2-car garage.
âWell,â the evil image says, âitâs time to keep your end of the bargain.â
They go under the bridge, and the act is performed. They both light up a cigarette and start chatting.
âWell,â says the man who performed the deed, âDid you really think I was going to jump???â
With that, the evil image asks the man, âDid you really think I was the devil?â
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams