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The Great Washing Machine Mystery Solved
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Washing machines rotate just fast enough to create a temporary vortex to another universe. A universe with a seemingly insatiable appetite for individual socks.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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oh I agree with this - I currently have a naughty pile of 6 socks without their partners ,and I have no idea where the others have gone
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I figure [MENTION=18997]matty7[/MENTION] might appreciate this circa 1980s solution for a single sock by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I've considered the question of: would you rather lose an arm or a leg? My answer is a leg. Why? I never seem to lose the matching partner to a glove. Socks? They're always cheating on each other and one of them eventually can't take it anymore and moves out.
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[Image: redhotchilipepersksksks_465_436_int.jpg]
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Camfer Wrote:I figure [MENTION=18997]matty7[/MENTION] might appreciate this circa 1980s solution for a single sock by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

TBH that's what some of the socks ended up as anyway Smile
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