Sagittarius
11-19-2016, 09:04 PM
Three nuns die and go to heaven at the same time. When they get there St Peter is at the gates for them. He Tell's the nuns before I can open the gate each one of you must answer a question. If you get it right you can enter. The nuns all say OK. So St Peter asks the first nun
Who was the first man on earth?
She stops and thinks that's easy and says
Adam.
St Peter says come on in.
Then St Peter asks the second Nun
Who was the first women on earth?
She stops and thinks that's easy Eve.
St Peter says come on in.
Now St Peter goes to the last Nun and asks:
What were the first words spoken on earth ?
She stops and thinks and says:
Boy that's a hard one.
St Peter says:
Come on in
Who was the first man on earth?
She stops and thinks that's easy and says
Adam.
St Peter says come on in.
Then St Peter asks the second Nun
Who was the first women on earth?
She stops and thinks that's easy Eve.
St Peter says come on in.
Now St Peter goes to the last Nun and asks:
What were the first words spoken on earth ?
She stops and thinks and says:
Boy that's a hard one.
St Peter says:
Come on in
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Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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