This or That

[MisterTinkles]

Agoraphobic


Knee slapper
or
Butt scratcher

[Miles]

butt scratcher

butt pirate or fanny bandit

[MisterTinkles]

Pie-rape


Island
or
Moutain

[Miles]

mountain

clear sky or clouds

[MisterTinkles]

cloudy, with a chance of meatballs and spaghetti


Nylon rope
or
handcuffs

[Miles]

handcuffs

miles bent over a bed or bent over a kitchen counter

[MisterTinkles]

Miles with his legs wrapped around me

[Jovial]

Deep fried or baked

[Miles]

totes baked brah

420 or 710

[Jovial]

710.......for the 7

goldfish or cat fish