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Three very short ones
#1
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Para-Olympics after they tested positive for WD40.

A boy asks his granny, ''Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?'' Granny replies, ''To hell with the pills, did you see the dragons in the kitchen?"
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.

I shouted - What are you doing Charlie?

He said, I'm going to change a light bulb.

Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said,

- That's gonna be a bit awkward init?

- Not really. he said. I still have the receipt, you insensitive moron.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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