You're banned game

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Banned for turning off your TV (The thought police have been notified and are on the way).

[ChrisD]

Banned because there ain't no thought police- if there were I would have been put in a straitjacket and tied upside-down from the ceiling of a padded, soundproof room in some nuke-proof bunker years ago.

[trywait]

banned because you're not including ted in your avatar

[Lalo]

Banned for eating your vegetables when you need to eat your meat!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Banned for not letting this elf ride you all night long in the wild wood...

[Bookworm]

Banned for letting the power of the ring corrupt your pure Elven essence...

[Chase]

Banned for questioning someone in the Inner Party.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Banned for being in my woods.

[Chase]

Banned for having an unfair advantage in killing more Orcs (or Uruk-hai) than Gimli during the siege of Helms Deep because you got to fire arrows at them before they breached the walls.

[trywait]

banned because I haven't banned u in a while