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[Anonymous]

Ok, so since I am a vers.. all the guys that I had were basically bottoms.. I met someone who happens to be amazing yet he is a top so we haven't had sex yet but if we do i will be the bottom in here.

but the embarrassing thing is that i don't know anything about "Anal Cleansing"?
How do i do it? What do i use? Are douches healthy in my case?

All you nelly bottoms drop your answers please?

thank you1!!

[Virge]

Here's a start. Go to Youtube and search for more.

[Jake]

Are you telling me that you don't know how to search Google like Virge just did? Come on dude, the Internet isn't just for porn you know.

[Virge]

Are you telling me that you don't know how to search Google like Virge just did? Come on dude, the Internet isn't just for porn you know.

hahahhahahahah!

Thanks Jake!
I get so much going on when I get on line I use 2 laptops. One to do GS and another forum. the other to google and wiki.

How do you find porn on the internet anyway? I keep hearing abut it.

[Jake]

hahahhahahahah!

Thanks Jake!
I get so much going on when I get on line I use 2 laptops. One to do GS and another forum. the other to google and wiki.

How do you find porn on the internet anyway? I keep hearing abut it.

Yeah sure like you don't know it. LOL. But see since I'm with a very beautiful man, my problem is that I find most performers boring LOL. None of the porn actors interest me, no matter how good they look. Their fantasy game doesn't work with me. I'm too much into my dude, which I can smell, touch and kiss and when I dream of him, I just have to stretch my arm and there it is

[Jake]

Further more, I would add to your question, dear OPs that when I first started having gay sex at age 15, I didn't have any idea what was used for anal cleanser, however I used my common sense, since you know very well that you are going to get something up your arse, you know that pumping in this area will often indulge in a bowel movement. Yes, this may not be the most interesting way, but think about it. In the 90's gay people were using vaginal cleanser or simply pump their ass with a dildo in the shower or over the toilet. I know that may seem gross, but if you're going to be a bottom, you know that the cleaning part is a messy one and that you will get some brownies on your hands. Best way if you don't have a pump or a dildo, pick something that has a shape (a cucumber) and pump the shit out. Better doing it alone in your shower than staining your bed sheets forever or worse, defecate on your partner's staff will definitely kill the moment. So there it is. Just recall, the method of pumping your ass with a subjective object was used even in ancient Rome, I'm not inventing anything.

[hardanddeep]

I think anal cleansing using a douche is a must.
For me, it really helps knowing I'm fully clean there. So I can focus on the sensations.

I hope you'll enjoy it Take it really slow and use lots of lube as it is your first time.

[Virge]

I been with Jay since 2005 and TO THIS DAY I have no idea what he does to keep things clean down there and he won't tell me or let me in the bathroom when I catch him taking a squat. it's just always totally clean and clean smelling and I've tried to catch him by surprise so much that it's ridiculous. Maybe he just poops when there's a full moon or something.

Oh... and Jake... I have a collection of our own private porns that are better (IMO) than any on the internet for exactly the same reasons you don't like them. Watching them I get to study every little move, noise and expression my man makes.... and THOSE things are bigger turn ons to me than two guys faking good sex for a fracking camera.

[Jake]

I been with Jay since 2005 and TO THIS DAY I have no idea what he does to keep things clean down there and he won't tell me or let me in the bathroom when I catch him taking a squat. it's just always totally clean and clean smelling and I've tried to catch him by surprise so much that it's ridiculous. Maybe he just poops when there's a full moon or something.

Oh... and Jake... I have a collection of our own private porns that are better (IMO) than any on the internet for exactly the same reasons you don't like them. Watching them I get to study every little move, noise and expression my man makes.... and THOSE things are bigger turn ons to me than two guys faking good sex for a fracking camera.

Your Jay doesn't have any magical ways Virge and pooping isn't enough, you're a son of a doctor so you know very well anatomically that shitting doesn't clean the colon with lemony fresh scent. I just explained above the many tricks that is used before and after the 90's, water bottle, shower head with good water pressure, dildo under the shower, vagina pear waterjet (the famous pear), turkey baster (yes believe it or not it was also used) and no need of any enema solution, warm water and soap does the trick. And of course not to forget that a good diet help to keep a healthy and clean colon. One thing that I don't stress enough with my straight buddies is to tell them that once in a while, they really do need to clean there ass. You will notice that colon cancer doesn't touch the gay community as much as it does with straight. Because straight guys are so scared of adventuring in this area, they believe that putting a finger up their ass will turn them gay. Just last week I was telling a friend who's turning 52 to go have its prostate check because he had it overdue by 10 years. A man turning 40 should immediately set up an appointment with a proctologist because prostatic cancer touches particularly this range of age.

You have no idea how the dude is scared. That makes me laugh so much to believe that they call us sissies and yet they're afraid a single finger going up their ass.

So Jay doesn't use any special tricks, he uses any of the one I mentioned or a combination of them. And my friend, I have been 9 years with Alex and although he can go poop right next to me in the bathroom, when it's cleaning time he doesn't want me there. The anal cleaning is a very private thing even within a long lasting couple. And remember, I live with Alex, things are a bit different, but still I'm not allowed to enter the bathroom when he cleans and neither is he when I do it. But I'm faster than he is LOL. He takes 45 minutes, I take roughly 20 minutes. I don't know what else he does in there for him to take so long LOL. We never had any accident, because we also communicate if during the act, we need to go do our business, we just stop and do it. That's no freaking movie, I've been in porn movies and the boys being pounded for 30 minutes straight isn't realistic. In reality 10 to 15 minutes pounding, one needs to stop in between or there will be damages.

Alex and I also have our own collection of movies... But I don't need to study him anymore, I know very well how to deal with him depending its mood If he wants a quicky I can make him cum in less than 5 minutes, his body has no secrets for me and neither mine to him.

[Virge]

Your Jay doesn't have any magical ways Virge and pooping isn't enough, you're a son of a doctor so you know very well anatomically that shitting doesn't clean the colon with lemony fresh scent.

Oh I know all that! I just like to believe in unicorns, world peace and some teeny weeny butt fairy that Jay is on real good terms with... hahahhahahahahaha! He blushes so cute when I tease him about the butt fairy!

Glad you brought up rectal cancer and gay men! From little things my dad has said THAT is something that has been 'heterocentrically' ignored for decades.

Worse than that... try to find a gay male bottom with prostate cancer. One of my doctors over in Rochester Minnesota says they are finally doing a real study on that.... and laughs about having to explain to homophobes with prostate cancer what they could have done to avoid it. I just want to be sure to record it when Fox News reports it!!!!!