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gay olympics
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[SIZE="3"]In this age of conjunctions, wouldn't you call it

The Gympics?? [/SIZE]
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New Gympic games for 2016

The Reflex
(to see how far you can shove your tongue down a guys throat without gagging him)
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The DryHump Event
(to see how long you can dry hump without ejaculating)
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The Tanya Harding
(to see how long you can stay on your skates, without being knocked out by the competition)
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The Stench
(to see how long you can last without having to put on deodorant)
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The Choke Hold
(to see how many fingers you can take down your throat)
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The Shower Pose
(to see who has the best shower pose to attract anonymous sex)
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The Clearance Sale
(to see who gets to the clearance table first)
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The Nutbuster
(to see who can take the most punches to the nuts)
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The Flamer
(to find the best flamer)
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The Calvin Klein
(who has the best underwear pose)
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The Cold Snap
(who can get hard and stay hard in sub zero temperatures)
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If that was real I think I might actually watch it.
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MisterTinkles Wrote:[SIZE="3"]In this age of conjunctions, wouldn't you call it

The Gympics?? [/SIZE]

wat

Gay isn't a handicap.

*waves crutch angrily*

Wink
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Counselor Wrote:wat

Gay isn't a handicap.

*waves crutch angrily*

Wink



Whut you talkin 'bout Counselor???
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I would win the biggest Butch catagory...ah who am I kidding, I come first place in the Flamers catagory on a daily basis! Rofl .

But why must our Olympics be so lewd? Wouldn't that just be us affirming we are promiscuous, hetero-idiosyncratic queers with a vanity complex? :p
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QueenOdi Wrote:I would win the biggest Butch catagory...ah who am I kidding, I come first place in the Flamers catagory on a daily basis! Rofl .

But why must our Olympics be so lewd? Wouldn't that just be us affirming we are promiscuous, hetero-idiosyncratic queers with a vanity complex? :p

Sure it might be affirming a negative sterotype type ,about us but are Olympic games would be the least boring.
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QueenOdi Wrote:But why must our Olympics be so lewd? Wouldn't that just be us affirming we are promiscuous, hetero-idiosyncratic queers with a vanity complex? :p


Um, what OTHER events WOULD there be???
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