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#11
what has four chamber but no secrets?

answer: the heart
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#12
what liquid substance hardens just when you planned out that you could evaporate it?


:the egg
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#13
what fruit has a butterfly hidden in it?

a: the cocoonut

groan.
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#14
what is the difference between life and death?

50-50
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#15
These are pick up lines? :eek:
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#16
...the new dumping point for my jokes...
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#17
what is better than a die-hard-fan?: an electric fan
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#18
i caught my boss jerking off, that's why i renamed their company "WALnut."
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#19
at a philosophy class:

teacher: to see is to believe
student: excuse me sir, can you see your brain?
teacher: no, but if i crack your head open everybody will know that you have one!
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