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the message for the moment v1.03

NAME OF CRUSH - YOUR NAME = n

NOTE: alphabet's corresponding numbers are their ordinal value, e.g.: a=1; z=26, must be absolute value

(e.g.) :

/JED - BEN/ = /n/

a=1 b=2 c=3 d=4 e=5 f=6 g=7 h=8 i=9 j=10 k=11 l=12 m=13 n=14 o=15 p=16 q=17 r=18 s=19 t=20 u=21 v=22 w=23 x=24 y=25 z=26

/[10 + 5 + 4] - [2 + 5 +14]/ = /n/


n=1-25 - your mom
n=25-50 - your dad
n=50-75 - your Uncle [name]
n=75-100+ - your Aunt [name]


Zodiac Sign of Friend:

Pisces - kill
Aries - kiss
Taurus - love

Gemini - hate
Cancer - spit on
Leo - drive crazy

Virgo - make love to
Libra - kick
Scorpio - sexualize

Sagittarius - mimic
Capricorn - erase [object] from the pages of history
Aquarius - eradicate

Chinese Zodiac of Enemy:

rat - your mom
ox - your dad
tiger - your cousin

rabbit - your crush
dragon - your uncle
snake - your aunt

horse - the boy next door
goat - the girl next door
monkey - your boss

rooster - your niece
dog - your nephew
pig - your favorite superhero

Time on you PC:

h:mm = h+m+m = n (note that the sum can be a 2-digit number)

1 - and will bring home the bacon.
2 - and will have the devil to pay.
3 - and will crush your enemy.
4 - and will say "I love you."
5 - and will go to the beach.
6 - and will sing "Happy Birthday!"
7 - and will buy some honey.
8 - and will make love to your friend's mom.
9 - and will dress in a Chicken Suit.
10-15 - and will give a High-Five.
15-20 - and will join the Yakuza.
21 - and will drink Polyjuice Potion brewed with Rosie O'Donnell's pubic hair.

String these together and you have your message for the moment:
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