Freaky Dreams

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Okay we all have them, some are funny, sad, scary, or just random. What's the oddest dream you remember.

My odd dream:
I was sleeping (in the dream) and was awakened by a heavy rain storm. My property flooded and, there was a ditch of water running under my house. I look out the window to see "WP" the flaming (flaunt it to the point of being ugly gay) son of one of my neighbors tipping over a giant tank of catfish I had outside my window for some odd reason. (WP is also a sex offender and known trouble maker around here)

I get up and grab my sidearm (gun) but the gun turns into a dildo. Seems normal to me in the dream so, I head out to chase WP off. WP runs into the ditch under my house, turning into a salamander in the water. I chase this salamander toward my back fence. It gets bigger and bigger and, I keep shooting at it with the dildo gun (you know what that gun shot). The now 7 foot or so tall salamander stops at the back fence and turns to face me. I wake up just as it picks me up to smash me into the ground.

Too many burritos before bed I think.