Honeycrisp Apples

[Counselor]

Honeycrisp apples are back in season, and goddam if I haven't never tasted a better apple. Crisp, sweet, with that fantastic syrupy sting in the back of my throat, tempting me to eat another like so many serpents. I think I'll get really into apples for a few months while these are in stock. Goddam. I'm eating one right now and I wish they were more like a year-round fruit, like tomatoes. Have you ever eaten one of these heaven-sent fruits of wisdom?

Honeycrisp apples.