10-01-2012, 09:13 AM
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom
A few minutes later a loud blood curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes later there there is another scream
that echos through the bar.
People start to leave in a hurry.
The Bartender goes to investigate the screaming from the bathroom.
The bartender yells "What's all the screaming about in there? You are scaring my customers".
The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
The bartender opens the door and looks in.
You idiot! You are sitting on the mop bucket!
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A few minutes later a loud blood curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes later there there is another scream
that echos through the bar.
People start to leave in a hurry.
The Bartender goes to investigate the screaming from the bathroom.
The bartender yells "What's all the screaming about in there? You are scaring my customers".
The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
The bartender opens the door and looks in.
You idiot! You are sitting on the mop bucket!
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