Rate Thread
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Flowers
#1
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers?"

The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
Reply



Messages In This Thread
Flowers - by lizzielee - 10-10-2012, 05:17 PM
Flowers - by zeon - 10-10-2012, 10:44 PM
Flowers - by Rainbowmum - 10-11-2012, 02:15 AM

Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Take time to smell the flowers LONDONER 2 698 02-23-2015, 05:45 AM
Last Post: Albie

Forum Jump:


Recently Browsing
1 Guest(s)

© 2002-2024 GaySpeak.com