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Mommy mommy jokes

austin
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02-12-2014, 02:19 AM

Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet?
Yes Johnny I'll take you in a minute.
Can Granny take me?
Why?
Her hand shakes.

Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimey?
Shut up, you little snot.

Mommy, Mommy, can I wear a bra now? I'm 16..
Shut up Albert....

Mommy, mommy, what is a deliquant child?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.

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Mommy mommy jokes - by austin - 02-12-2014, 02:19 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by Sylph - 02-12-2014, 02:43 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by austin - 02-12-2014, 02:54 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by MisterTinkles - 02-12-2014, 04:46 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by trialbyerror - 02-12-2014, 07:09 PM

Mommy mommy jokes - by austin - 02-13-2014, 03:03 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by Festino - 02-13-2014, 03:28 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by austin - 02-17-2014, 06:19 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by partis - 02-17-2014, 07:41 PM

Mommy mommy jokes - by partis - 02-17-2014, 07:46 PM

Mommy mommy jokes - by Ekwarph - 02-17-2014, 08:16 PM

Mommy mommy jokes - by Ekwarph - 02-17-2014, 08:17 PM

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