08-06-2008, 10:31 PM
I got stopped by a copper last night. The officer said, "do you have a police record?"
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I said, "Yes, Walking on the Moon from 1979."
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My brother was injured while attacking an armoured unit in the Gulf War.
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His Playstation blew up.
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I had a date with Siamese twins yesterday.
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I felt a right dick!
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An English cat called "One two three" and a French cat called "Un deux trois" are arguing over which cat is the best swimmer, so they decide to have a race over the English channel and, of course, the English cat won,
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because the Un deux trois cat sank!
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I said, "Yes, Walking on the Moon from 1979."
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My brother was injured while attacking an armoured unit in the Gulf War.
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His Playstation blew up.
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I had a date with Siamese twins yesterday.
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I felt a right dick!
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An English cat called "One two three" and a French cat called "Un deux trois" are arguing over which cat is the best swimmer, so they decide to have a race over the English channel and, of course, the English cat won,
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because the Un deux trois cat sank!
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