dans la mouise lol ( A lesson to be learnt)

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A Lesson to Be Learned

A bird was flying south for winter, but he left home too late and was frozen solid in a storm. Helpless, he dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was taking a crap there, and the bird landed right down in the middle of a steaming pile of it. At first, he was disgusted, until he realized that the hot poo was actually thawing him out!

Overjoyed, the bird began crying and singing as the ice on his feathers melted away. A crouching cat nearby heard the bird's cries. He stalked over, pounced on the bird, and ate it.

There are three morals to this story:

1. Not everyone who gets you into deep shit is your enemy;

2. Not everyone who pulls you out of deep shit is your friend;

3. If you ever find yourself in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut.