Very silly and Rather Gross

[princealbertofb]

Don't know why there is no N°3 but...as it's copied and pasted and for what it's worth... Incidentally this is the "bathroom" that we call "toilets" or "men's room", I guess.


Things To Do In A Bathroom Stall
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow your highlighter?"

2. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh, shoot!! My glass eye!! Do you see it anywhere?!"

6. Say, "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain really loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place. Then, sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now, how did you get in there?"

9. Say, "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus."

10. Fill up a small bottle with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters."

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, sorry. Could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot..."

14. Conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

16. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing, "Born Free."

17. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand, reach under the stall and say, "You got any more toilet paper over there? This side is completely out."