08-18-2011, 01:38 PM
Guys I have truly come to hate the media.. A while back I got stuck having 7 weeks of antibiotic IVs because of a MRSA infection. On the same date Michael Jackson died. On the day Michael died I liked him. He was a fabulous dancer, a good singer and more than a little weird and very very rich. From a gay point of view he was the perfect catch. I would have married him. Unfortunately the rehab place offered only 4 networks and 2 newschannels on tv---or since it was a teaching hospital I could watch a friends gallbladder be removed live.
I got 16 IVs per day or one every 90 minutes around the clock... Yes I actually got one 2 hour nap in 7 weeks.. Nurses came to the conclusion I was a cranky old man...I would think if the owner of this medical shithole walks by I would kill him on the spot.
The hospital food was so delicious I lost 25 lbs in 7 weeks. Politely I would ask do you expect patients to eat this shit. I had a very large gaping wound on my left foot from my little toe to my ankle. Nurses had fun putting their entire hand inside my foot. This must look awful to you seeing my hand in your foot. I would plead that they put a few meatballs in my wound and I wood clean my own foot with my mouth. If you have anything that can pass for sauce in your kitchen I will marry the cook. Hospitals don't negotiate with prisoners they kept telling me.. I swore revenge at this filthy jailhouse.
To comfort me in my hours of need I listened to every son of a bitch on tv wipe their asses with Michael's corpse. At 3 am I would still be wondering why Michael was about to throw a baby out of a hotel window.. By the 80th viewing of that clip I started to threaten my nurses with the same fate. Either bury Michael or I will kill you. Network after network discovered another lump of gold that could be squeezed from his dead ass... As a kid I was told we should only speak good of the dead. Why didn't you bastards say this shit when he was alive.
It took me months to get back to normal. Normal for a 65 year old gay guy???? Yeah I like to moonwalk while I do the dishes...Hey John go to a gay bar. Fuck you you young nasty pieces of gay shit. Did you ever see the look on your faces when old geezers like myself show up. You guys should have your faces slapped. Get away from me. I am not your daddy and I don't want to be your cousin some days.
I know I don't have to take revenge against young gay guys. Your bodies will do it for me. At some point all you little peckerheads are going to know how I feel. I don't particularly like being 65. 15 t0 40 were my favorite years.
Good news. I always did and still love being gay. It was the one thing that always felt normal to me. Gay guys do get to miss out on some things. But every straight guy I grew up with became a bill paying machine...I bet I got at least ten thousand more orgasms than they did. Heteros argue they have quality orgasms. I argue your wives are fat and ugly and don't care if men have orgasms. After 52 years of orgasms I liked my last a lot better than my first.. I know I truly like to orgasm.. HOW COME I NEVER HEAR THAT SAID BY THE MEDIA. MEN HAVE ONE TRILLION ORGASMS EVERY YEAR AND THEY FORGET TO MENTION THAT. I SUSPECT THE MEDIA IS OBLIVIOUS TO THE TRUTH.
I got 16 IVs per day or one every 90 minutes around the clock... Yes I actually got one 2 hour nap in 7 weeks.. Nurses came to the conclusion I was a cranky old man...I would think if the owner of this medical shithole walks by I would kill him on the spot.
The hospital food was so delicious I lost 25 lbs in 7 weeks. Politely I would ask do you expect patients to eat this shit. I had a very large gaping wound on my left foot from my little toe to my ankle. Nurses had fun putting their entire hand inside my foot. This must look awful to you seeing my hand in your foot. I would plead that they put a few meatballs in my wound and I wood clean my own foot with my mouth. If you have anything that can pass for sauce in your kitchen I will marry the cook. Hospitals don't negotiate with prisoners they kept telling me.. I swore revenge at this filthy jailhouse.
To comfort me in my hours of need I listened to every son of a bitch on tv wipe their asses with Michael's corpse. At 3 am I would still be wondering why Michael was about to throw a baby out of a hotel window.. By the 80th viewing of that clip I started to threaten my nurses with the same fate. Either bury Michael or I will kill you. Network after network discovered another lump of gold that could be squeezed from his dead ass... As a kid I was told we should only speak good of the dead. Why didn't you bastards say this shit when he was alive.
It took me months to get back to normal. Normal for a 65 year old gay guy???? Yeah I like to moonwalk while I do the dishes...Hey John go to a gay bar. Fuck you you young nasty pieces of gay shit. Did you ever see the look on your faces when old geezers like myself show up. You guys should have your faces slapped. Get away from me. I am not your daddy and I don't want to be your cousin some days.
I know I don't have to take revenge against young gay guys. Your bodies will do it for me. At some point all you little peckerheads are going to know how I feel. I don't particularly like being 65. 15 t0 40 were my favorite years.
Good news. I always did and still love being gay. It was the one thing that always felt normal to me. Gay guys do get to miss out on some things. But every straight guy I grew up with became a bill paying machine...I bet I got at least ten thousand more orgasms than they did. Heteros argue they have quality orgasms. I argue your wives are fat and ugly and don't care if men have orgasms. After 52 years of orgasms I liked my last a lot better than my first.. I know I truly like to orgasm.. HOW COME I NEVER HEAR THAT SAID BY THE MEDIA. MEN HAVE ONE TRILLION ORGASMS EVERY YEAR AND THEY FORGET TO MENTION THAT. I SUSPECT THE MEDIA IS OBLIVIOUS TO THE TRUTH.
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