12-31-2011, 06:00 AM
A man is passed out across 3 chairs in a movie theater. A guy walks by and says "Hey, bud. You can't take up all those seats!" The guy moans groggily at him. Later, the usher comes by and says, "Sir, please do not lounge across the seats, or I will call the manager." The guy groans again. Finally, the manager and a policeman come up to the man. "Alright, buddy! What is your name?" The man mumbles "Fred." The policeman continues, "So, Fred, where did you come from?" And Fred looks at the cop, points up and says "The balcony!"